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Mayor Leffingwell – known by the company you keep?

[Austin's] Mayor Lee Leffingwell was one of the first in the state to join the Mayors Against Illegal Guns coalition. Full story. They say you are known by the company you keep. Members of MAIG have a...

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Quote for the day

Everything you ‘know’ about guns you learned from Hollywood, which is in the business of making shit up!  - Jamin Kortegard Filed under: Guns, Humor, Politics Tagged: Guns, Humor, Politics, Quotations

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The Beard Master

The Beard Master (somewhat NSFW) (h/t Caleb Causey, whose beard is more epic than mine) Filed under: Humor Tagged: Humor

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Well-said

From Karl Rehn: Self-defense training is about risk reduction. Those making choices based on Y chromosome-induced testosterone poisoning, rather than logic, reason, and data analysis, deserve whatever...

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The Greatest Caliber Ever!!1!111!!!!

A couple days ago I received an email from Mark @ ammoforsale.com. I will say, it was nice that it wasn’t a form email out spamming the gun blogs — he commented on my grip post. No idea if he really...

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Saw a bumper sticker….

While driving home the other day, I saw a bumper sticker. It said something to the effect of: Voting is like driving a car: Put it in (R) to go backwards Put it in (D) to go forwards. Har har. Cute....

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“Gluteal Sculpting”– dafuq?

TMI time: I had a flat butt. I recall an old friend describing it like it was just a continuation of my back, with a crack in it. Apparently this can now be cured by “gluteal sculpting”: Dr. Mendieta...

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Tam for the win

Not everybody can afford a Kimber; poor people need guns that malfunction, too. - Tam as seen here in regards to a picture of a Hi-Point ha! Filed under: Guns, Humor Tagged: Guns, Humor

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Point, Counterpoint, but a good points

I’m sure the CrossFit world is in a tizzy over Mark Rippetoe’s latest: For casual exercisers, CrossFit-types and the like, the calculation is a bit different. The vomit I see on the internet – complete...

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Realities: F=ma

There’s just some realities of the world that political correctness and good intentions cannot overcome. “F = ma” is one of them. - John “Hsoi” Daub In response to my “Little woman vs. big man“, Chuck...

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Fun facts about the AR-15

Fun Facts About the AR-15 The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired. Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then...

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Learn to Read Korean in 15 minutes

I may be half-Korean, but my knowledge of Korean is pretty poor. The main reason is lack of exposure — I just don’t need nor use much Korean in a day, week, or month. Use it or lose it, y’know? When I...

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Creature of habit

Just now I was dry firing… and tried to rack my revolver. I think my muscle memory is oriented towards semi-autos….  Filed under: Guns, Humor, Me Tagged: Guns, Humor, Me

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She’s right, you know

Talking with Wife about the concept of “follow through” (in this case, as it pertained to shooting a handgun). She said, “Yeah… follow through… it’s what you do for all those years after you say ‘I...

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Target fixation

Sasha, our dog, was sitting in the kitchen because of course it was food time! I was eating a sausage patty, and her eyes were glued to the patty in my hands. When Wife tossed a bit of sausage at...

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Happy Tax Day

Happy April 15 – Tax Day. Someone’s got to pay for all of this, right?Filed under: Humor, Music Tagged: Humor, Music

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Go Play

Stop staring at the screen. Go outside and play. That is all :-)Filed under: Humor Tagged: Humor

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Social media pro tip

If you’re going to tell me you can get me 20,000 or a million Twitter followers, but you only have a couple hundred… don’t be surprised if I don’t believe your sales pitch, boss.  Filed under: Humor...

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Country music vs. Heavy metal

The other day I was showing Oldest this video about “why country music was awful in 2013″ Watching this again, I realized there’s a key difference between country music and heavy metal. With country...

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New home defense tactic

A burglar in Georgetown ran away with empty hands and an eyeful Wednesday night when he was confronted by a nude, pistol-packing homeowner. [...] “I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is...

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Here… smile at something

I’m tired from all the pain and negativity going around. Facebook, Twitter, whatever — people are focusing on so much negative, anger, “you’re wrong”, “fuck you”, “this President’s an asshole”, “no...

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If programming languages were weapons

If programming languages were weapons. That brings my two worlds together. Funny stuff, and fairly accurate too. PHP was pretty funny, as was the C# one.Filed under: Guns, Humor, Programming Tagged:...

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Cocks and Glocks – they CAN coexist

Brian Bensimon, [Students for Concealed Carry] director for the state of Texas, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class helps you express yourself, go for it. We welcome this demonstration that...

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I had no idea I was such a badass…

The joys of posting pictures on the Internet is sooner or later someone reuses them for their own purposes. My friend Ed found this: That’s a picture of me, shooting at KR Training. I do remember the...

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The Gringo Pistolero

Andy Stanford performs “The Gringo Pistolero” Seriously, this is some epic storytelling. Highly entertaining. I learned about this during the Historical Handgun class.Filed under: Guns, Humor, Music...

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